Showing posts with label mopeds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mopeds. Show all posts

Friday, July 31, 2015

Introduction

Hi.

I'm an ass hole and there will be some deep shit coming soon.

I am a fan of craft beer, sports, and good people like you and me. I am a Pacific Northwest transplant that just moved to the Midwest, and I'm not going to lie, some of you fuckers out here are pretty odd. I mean more power to you, you all got to do you, but shit. I always thought Indiana was all about corn and basketball. There are so many fat white guys running through town on mopeds that I am afraid to back out of a parking spot. Today I saw an Asian on a moped with a toddler riding in front--I had to look twice just to make sure that I hadn't wandered in to Cambodia.

As I post stuff, please comment and leave your input so that I can banter back with the stuff that I deem interesting enough to acknowledge. You can address me by my name, which is Ass Hole, or just start your comment with Hey Ass Hole, so that I know you are talking to me.

I might start this forum off with some posts that I wrote last summer while visiting Indiana and Michigan as part of another blog that I used to write.

Enjoy the view fuckers.

Sincerely,

Ass Hole